ROBBED!

Someone pilfered our breakfast out of the dairy box on the front porch. I feel like the ranger at Jellystone National Park. My pick-a-nick basket has been filched.
There's about $10 just gone, escaped from our grasp. I had to wake my husband up to go to the bagel shop. Gone are:
1 gallon of milk
1/2 gallon of orange juice
1 (6-ct) package Sara Lee bagels
If you know who committed this crime, please comment forthwith and return the items ASAP. No questions asked.